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Tracy and Martina are two fun-loving best friends from Cape Breton.
As their motto suggests, “savin’ money, savin’ time, for gettin’ loaded,” Tracy and Martina are experts when it comes to partying on a dime. Despite living in a rural post-industrial community, these girls always find entertainment and glamour in everyday activities.
Whether they’re playing bingo, getting groceries, shootin’ the sh!t, or going out, Tracy and Martina never miss an opportunity to cake on some makeup and cause a scene.
tracy
Tracy’s a fiery Aries, who doesn’t mind starting a fight, or finishing one. She works as an unlicensed aesthetician, doing hair and nails under the table. She is constantly trying to evade the CRA and allegations of staph infections. Tracy was raised by her promiscuous mother, Roxanne, with a lot of help from her grandfather, Poppy.
Nowadays, Tracy busies herself by taking care of her many pets (cats, ferrets, hamsters, and a monitor lizard), gossiping with old folks at Tim Hortons, going for drives with friends, and partying with Martina.
martina
Martina has big Sagittarius energy because even after a divorce, this young mom can’t settle down. She has a 20-year-old son, Geoffri, an 18-year-old daughter, BrandiLynn, and three rottweilers named Taz, Destiny, and (John) Cena.
Martina prides herself on being a fun mom, who wants her kids to see her as more of a friend than a parent, which means there are no rules in her house. Martina loves breeding rottweilers, slot machines, fast songs, and men.
gossip
“the funniest thing on the internet. I had to listen twice because i was laughing so much (missed half the jokes the first time)”
—GladsyandLeo on apple podcasts
“dying at this podcast!!! the girlies are so out of pocket and bringing back things i forgot were funny. Dying laughing whenever i listen.”
—ToastersIntheWild on apple podcasts
“In a world that’s a complete dumpster fire…. this is an absolute GEM!!!! I love these two! Being a caper myself brings it to another level of hilariousness. Keep the episodes comin’ ladies!!”
—walkden_terrra on apple podcasts
